Messy White Gays

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Upcoming Performances for Messy White Gays

Thu

Dec 18

7:30pm

Fri

Dec 19

7:30pm

Sat

Dec 20

5:00pm 9:00pm

Sun

Dec 21

3:00pm 7:00pm

Mon

Dec 22

7:30pm

Tue

Dec 23

7:30pm

Wed

Dec 24

3:00pm

Thu

Dec 25

No Performances

Fri

Dec 26

7:30pm

Sat

Dec 27

5:00pm 9:00pm

Sun

Dec 28

3:00pm 7:00pm

Mon

Dec 29

7:30pm

Tue

Dec 30

3:00pm 7:30pm

Wed

Dec 31

No Performances

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About Messy White Gays on Broadway

It’s Sunday morning in Hell’s Kitchen. Brecken and Caden have just murdered their boyfriend and stuffed his body into a Jonathan Adler credenza. Unfortunately, they’ve also invited friends over for brunch. And they’re out of limes!

Feel bad for them! They’re MESSY WHITE GAYS!

In MESSY WHITE GAYS, Drew Droege—the sharp-penned and quick-witted diarist of the contemporary homosexual—shines a harsh overhead light on the pores of White Gaydom, revealing what happens when throuples crumble, neighbors bicker, and rich and pretty clash with hot and dumb. Let the gays begin!

First Performance Date: 6 Oct, 2025 · On Sale Through: 11 Jan, 2026